{"id":544,"date":"2023-03-15T15:21:17","date_gmt":"2023-03-15T15:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/?p=544"},"modified":"2023-03-15T15:24:00","modified_gmt":"2023-03-15T15:24:00","slug":"ten-fat-sausages-by-michelle-robinson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"Ten Fat Sausages by Michelle Robinson"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A story which begins with the song Ten fat sausages sizzling in a pan. Instead of going pop&#8230;and bang, the sausages have other ideas and hatch a plan to escape from the pan, into the kitchen. The kitchen is full of danger and escape is not guaranteed, how many, if any, will make it out alive&#8230;..  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"563\" src=\"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-1024x563.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-1024x563.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-300x165.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-768x422.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-1536x845.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-1200x660.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21-1568x862.jpeg 1568w, https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-03-15-at-15.22.21.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story which begins with the song Ten fat sausages sizzling in a pan. Instead of going pop&#8230;and bang, the sausages have other ideas and hatch a plan to escape from the pan, into the kitchen. The kitchen is full of danger and escape is not guaranteed, how many, if any, will make it out<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/?p=544\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Ten Fat Sausages by Michelle Robinson&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":549,"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions\/549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookwormsarereal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}